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A boy chats with a girl online then starts calling her and then she starts calling him!!! what do you think will happen next?

The Jewish Web Opinion

Jewish Rabbis are against the web why because they are afraid the Jewish children who have access to a computer have access to the web and will in the end see pictures of not fully dressed people on various websites so finally my opinion is if you are afraid you children will see not fully dressed people in pictures I have a simple solution there is a device called a filter use it or if you don't know how contact your local computer "Doctor".

Subsitute On Factor

Tony Snow former press secretary is not afraid to say his opinion about the presandintal race and his opinion about morality Tony said "you love morality become a priest".He survived cancer and is now substituting Bill O'Reilly the factor.

Rates Going Down

Intrest rates have been reduced due to the rising price of Diesel Gasoline and other such oil prouduct but I don't understand is how come no gas company uses Ethenal it's made from corn okay then they're go and say but the price of corn will rise well I have a ready answer grow corn in the feilds use to grow tobbaco and maybe the enconmy will do better.Apparently nobody ever thought of that well now that I did do it.

Drug Usage

Current governor of the state of new york David Paterson admitted to using marawana not only that but he has been using campaign monies for personal expenses.Some governor.

Borrower Met With Refusal

I was in Bargain Hunter and I heard crying saw I wanted to help.I saw eleven year old crying I asked him what happened he said his father was in the store but he couldn't find him so I advised him to ask someone for a cellphone since I didn't have mine on me the kid asked three people all said the same thing "sorry sonny" then some guy said ask the cashier to announce your fathers name but then a lady said "father is by the door.

Occupied Cashier

Today I have been waiting for a cashier in a store to realize the fact I've repeated my order 3 times and while I repeated yet again for the fourth time and then he pulls a cellphone from his pocket and says some gibberish and then hangs up says hello and I repeat my order for the fifth time.

A Vist To The Dr.

When you go to the Doctor if your child is supposed to get a flu shot or any other shot he/she follows doctor orders like roll up your sleeve or look away don't cry usually a child will cooperate with the doctor it really depends on age and maturity level of the patient.Usually the average aged child 8-15 will cooperate if the doctor is of same gender.

Almost Always Counts

Today I was passing by Ave. M and I saw a most extraordinary miracle a jewish family was running to catch a city bus and their 3 year old duaghter jumped out of her carrige and ran into the street and luckily a wachting gentile quickly pulled the 3 year old out of the street seconds before the bus pulled up.

Crazy Toy Craze

There is this toy craze going on in yeshivas about a certain toy a must have called “crazy bones” made by a company called toy craze inc. now that’s how they got this name crazy bones what about the bones part well my grandmother told me that when she was little thy took the bones of a turkeys neck and they played with them. Ok now we know how they got this name. But there’s much more to it there are different types Ghosts, Things, and new generation it’s all the same but what is different is that there are aliens all these have different names for example: Artist, Screwy, and French toast these are some of the names of this toy crazy bones. Furthermore is sold four pieces of crazy bones to a pack for one dollar if you want to purchase a lot by buying by bulk I.e. Wholesale thirty six packs for eighteen dollars about fifty cents a pack if you buy by bulk. There is a mega bone and ultra bone really just bigger pieces I don’t understand kids when they beg their parents for an advance just to buy a mega bone off a kid in his class. Like most people will probably ask “what do you do with crazy bones”? The answer I got was you play games like bowling, hockey and numerous other games all indoors.

Undirected Bus Driver

I was watching a schoolbus drive by and the window was open so I overheard the bus driver ask a child where is the stop located and other such questions similar to the first question.

Eduaction Adminsters Fualts

I was talking to my neighbor the talk became about school she stated that her son once had a spelling test her son raised his hand and said"teacher the words are written on the board" the teacher then gave the student a-1.

overpricing

At a store near my house I went in and bought a piece of gum for 5cents a little vulnerable child and asks for a piece of gum but lo and behold the cashier says 30cents please the little kid knows no better and hands it over real robbery taking advantage of a poor kid.

racisim

I was in staples and i saw that a black lady asked for something the guy behind the counter said out of stock ma`am. then a white lady asked for the same thing the guy said here you are. That guy is a racist he shuold be arrested.